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When two gay males or females are having anal sex in midair.
George: "Look what's in the sky!"
Fred: "Oh my god their having flying gay buttsex!"
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put a girl on a swing. you push her and when she comes back you sneeze on her. you then wipe the snot all over her.
man i was at the park yesterday and this bitch was gettin on my nerves so i gave a flying cheese steak
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a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts admonishing him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?
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A phrase meaning : normal and civilized- however one is to define these terms- people don't behave the way you do.
A boy comes home from physical sciences class and starts putting scissors in the electric plug.
His mother: James, is this f-sag? What are you doing? Pigs don't fly you silly.
James: it's not f-sag, it's to impress my physics teacher.
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Most amazing person in the world. Often confused, but in an awesome way. Knows how to make people love him\her.
Hey, have you met nick?
Yeah, he's such a flying apple king!
I love him.
When you come across someone who is just floating or flying for no apparent reason
Um, sir you're flying
Flying Fish Licker is an insult that is rare and can only be found by a southern folk, in a southern place. (It might be because they are a little nervous about their culture)
Susie joe: I didn’t mean to
Dylan: Get our of my house you flying fish licker piece of shit
(Aka piece of crap)