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God's gift

Sarcastic term used for someone who generally contributes no benefits to humanity.

Person 1: I hate Philosophy students, Corvettes, German Shepherd dogs and anything by George Lucas.

Person 2: And I suppose you are God's gift to humanity?

by Speed Racer July 15, 2004

97๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


Guitar God

see: Jimi Hendrix

Hendrix is a Guitar God, he can play better with his teeth than most can play with there hands.

by n dav January 27, 2008

59๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


elder god

The above definitions are incorrect.

The Elder Gods are an Ancient Stellar Race of Beings that dwelt in supreme darkness in a time long since forgotten, a time before there was ever Light. The Ancient Ones were the rulers of this darkness. Then came such a time that The Elder Gods stood up against the evil Ancient Ones and thus a Great and Terrific War was fought in the Heavens.

The Great God Marduk, Begotten of Our Master Enki, Ruler of the Seas; Marduk, who is Lord of Lords and Master of Magicians, Fashioner of The Magic Name, The Magic Shape, The Magic Number and The Magic Word, was given Fifty Weapons and Fifty Powers with which to fight The Ancient Ones. These Powers are the remaining, unmentioned Names of The Elder Gods.

During The Great War, the awful God Tiamat, The Writhing Serpent, was slain by Marduk and thrown down into Absu, The Abyss, there to be forever kept, save when a magician of the blackest of arts is skillful enough to rouse The Ancient Ones and The Serpent of the Deep, Cthulhu, and open The Gates to The Outside and allow Them that dwell Therein entry into Our World.

And from the fluids of Tiamat were The Heavens and The Earth created as well as The Stars.

Also slain was Kingu, Ruler of The Ancient Ones, and from His body He did bleed and from His blood did The Elder Gods create the race of Man.

"Stoop not down, therefore,
Unto the Darkly-Splendid World,
Wherein continually lieth a faithless Depth
And Hades wrapped in clouds,
Delighting in unintelligable images,
Precepitous, winding
A black, ever-rolling Abyss
Ever espousing a Body unluminous
Formless
and Void"- The Chaldean Oracles of Zoroaster

by E April 7, 2005

42๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


god's gun

Nickname for the medium towed howitzer currently used by the US Marine Corps. The M198 is 155mm with a range of 18100m, which can be extended with R.A.P. (rocket assisted projectiles) Typically employed in batteries (approx. 130-150 Marines) with 6 howitzers and a Fire Direction Center (FDC).

The Marines using God's Gun destroyed many Iraqi troops.

by Devildog8297 June 5, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


man of God

A righteous man who seeks to do God's work.

John was not a pastor, but many considered him to be a man of God because he lived a very righteous life every single day and sought to do God's work in everything that he did.

by BradyS November 24, 2013

17๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rock God

Freddie Mercury

Freddie Mercury, the lead singer of Queen, is a rock god.

by Mercurymayniac November 30, 2010

38๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lamb of God

One of the best metalcore bands out there. If you were to make a sexual equivalent to listening to Lamb of God, it'd be trying to deepthroat a tree stump.

If you say you like metal, but don't like Lamb of God, you're a fuckin' fag and a goddamn liar.

by Garret February 4, 2005

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