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A fleshdog surprise is what happens when you do a handstand with your homie and shit while pointing your asscrack parallel with the floor and then have your friend lay the turd between your cheeks like a hotdog wiener between the buns then piss on it. Serve Warm
"dude, I helped my friend prepare a fleshdog surprise yesterday!"
"Oh shit! Howd it taste?"
when a man cums in a womans ear and cleans it out with a q-tip like its earwax
"hew wendy would you like a slippy slimy surprise." ill clean it off for you :)
The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."
The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!
When you get a piece of shit stuck in your ass hairs and another person sucks on it like a lollipop
Nathaniel had his lollipop surprise taken care of by Cameron as Sean, Jonathan, Ethan and Simon watch.
When you wipe shit off ur ass with a piece of bread
Waiter: One Butella Surprise coming right up!
Dani: *Puts shorts on and reaches in pocket to find a dollar*
Jawsh: You lucky bastard, you just got a retarded surprise.
The sexual act of filling your asshole up with whipped cream then proceeding to fart said cream into your partner's mouth.
Ben: Baby give me a Boston Cream Surprise tonight
Stacy: Ew.