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THOMAS IS THE MF GOAT THE REST OF YOU ARE PUSSIES
people walk in the hallways and see thomas and say "OMFG THE GOAT IS HERE OMG OMG" and ask thomas this "CAN I TAKE A PIC WITH YOU PLZ IS FOR INSTA" everyone knows thomas is the goat and the rest of you are pussies
has had enough of this narcissistic name-description bollocks.
This posting on Instagram stories is making Thomas violently angry.
A socially retarded white teenager who is captain of 4 different meme-making industries. He likes to write books and design video games for other people, but he's paid minimum wage. He claims he's good at the piano but the only songs he really even knows how to play is a shitload of nursery rhymes and All Star. When it comes to the ladies he's about as smooth as sandpaper covered in broken glass. He gets roasted on the daily by everybody in his school, but he uses their insults as an advantage to make more memes.
"Hey gee wizz, I should talk to that girl over there I like"
"Thomas, no don't. You'll act socially retarded again."
"PFFT. Nahh"
-Walks over to girl-
"...I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A SCHOOL BOY"
-Gets pepper sprayed-
Thomas. Thomas is a very smart, humble, athletic and psycho friend. He is sure to light up any room as soon as he walks in and will make everyone smile. Everyone wants to be friends with Thomas though Thomas is a very selective friend. He loves travelling and seeing new things. He has great qualities as a boyfriend and is a loving husband. His dream would be to travel the world and see everything it has to offer. Thomas overall is a friend forever.
Esther: Hey Thomas would would you like to do today?
Thomas: well let’s go out and see what’s there!
She's a funny girl, awesome, bold and good at all. She's trying her best at all times even she has a bad day. Mysterious person, but try to interact with her you'll gonna get a lesson in life that you'll never heard to someone. Moody everyday, but you're lucky person when you truly know how to get her. But at times she spends 2 hours in the bathroom doing nothing,but being stupid and mean to old people.
Thomas: hey old bitch i am going to take ur cane and also take a shit in ur bathroom