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The feeling you have when it's time to take a shit and the turd is starting to poke out. Most annoying when you are far away from a bathroom.
"I've got to find a bathroom fast...I got a turtle sticking it's head out!!!
A Sex Postion dating back to the Bible, Its has Many Names such as;
Serving the Cervix
Winding The Womb
Brutal Blow
The Ol'162
Fallopian Fatality.
DEFINITION:
When a Male is Inserting his Penis in to the Womans Vagina On first Entry To make the woman Wetter, he simply Lifts Her Legs up (Face Height) and Jumps. Slamming the Woman Down Either Head First on her her back, then if she hits hard enough, depending on penis size, it will rocket right up into her maybe causing womb damage.
(NOTE) This will only Work if you Penis Is Large Enough and Has an exceptional Girth.
Hey Jim, i Turtle top Slammed Your Nan last night, Her Minge is the Size of the Grand Canyon.
OI You Prick,I Gave your dead Mum a Fallopian Fatality.
Person one:Going out to meet my Girlfriend to Night!
Person Two:Ohh You going to Meet Third base.
Person one:You bet ill Give Her The Ol'162
I cant wait to give your Daughter TheOl' Turtle Top Slam she is Buff and Tight, Init.
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This defines the feeling you get when an immediate and unmistakable urge to take a massive dump. It begins with a poking turtle, but you feel the ferocity of a hidden dragon behind it.
I gotta run, I got a Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon!
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A short troll-figure like female who lays on thy back so much she might as well strap a matress to that back like a turtle wears a shell.
Her figure must be a combination of a chode ie/ short and fat. Or that of the old troll dall that has the cheese wheel thighs
chode troll mattress turtle.
compound word.
AKA/ chode oger
dude all your sister does sprawl out on her back and get fuked all day.it discusting
short fat troll
she is a matress turtle, cause she wears her mattress like a shell.
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Used to describe a very small and Ugly Penis
girl 1:"I saw mike naked...he's been skinny dipping with snapping turtles."
girl 2: "That small huh?"
girl 1: "yeah...I had a hard time not laughing."
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The charming and some what ridiculous adventure of four giant talking turtles!
It all starts when some kid decides to buy four turtles, name them after famous artists and flush them down a massive toilet one after the other!
Now is this the end of our heroes? ooh no! the sewers happen to be radioactive, because what sewer is complete without being radioactive I ask you?
And does this radioactivity Ionise their cells and give them cancer? ooh no! it makes them grow massive, stand upright, de-evolves their shell to the point of being useless and evolves their vocal cords so they can speak! oh the wonders of radioactivity!
Now, in these crazy sewers they find a giant rat who can speak English! and does this rat attack them? ooh no! it becomes their master and teaches them Kung fU, THEN IT ARMS THE TURTLES WITH WEAPONS!
Now, do the turtles have revenge upon the heartless child who flushed them down the toilet? ooh no! the child is forgiven and they start a war with a bunch of SHADOW WARRIORS oooooh! because fighting is fun!
and that pretty much concludes the story of the teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Bob: Hey Terry! you seen those Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
Terry: Yeh, the story is so realistic isnt it?
Bob: I KNOW! I cant believe it isnt real!
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A way to describe terrible sex.
Hannah: How's Barry in bed?
Barbra: It was like the most autistic turtle porn you've ever seen!
Hannah: I'm so sorry for you. :(
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