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A Winged Lasagna is when a women's vag has become so riddled with herpes that its lips resemble lasagna noodles trying to take flight. This usually develops after a vag has been ravaged many times by a herp laden BBC. White middle aged women with lower back tattoos are the mosted common wielders on a Winged Lasagna.
The prostitute rubbed her winged lasagna on Timmy's shoulder and left a stain. His shoulder was diagnosed with herpes a few days later.
The uncomfortable afterglow associated with the emotionally depressing experience of the after-affects of a 2-3 hour session at the Chinese all-you-can restaurant chain found all over the west Midlands, UK.
"Sorry boss, I can't come in to work today, me and the missus are both completely Wing Wah'd after our Dad's 64th last night. I've got spare ribs coming out of my arsehole."
Sexual act of scratching dead skin off your arm, jizzing on it and creating a sauce. Wouldn’t recommend putting on wings.
“How’d it go?”
“Not great, she was into crusty wing sauce so I bounced.”
Day for women to have in passive sex positions, as answer to "Steak and Blowjob day".
My Girlfriend wanted to get fucked on Doggy and Chicken Wing day.
When you lick the shaft clean like a chicken wing. Down to the bone
Damn, Sarah licked the me like some chicken wings on the bone.
Recruited by a wingman or wingwoman to hook up with a friend and then later rejected by said friend.
"Hey you gotta meet my friend!"
Friend: "Ah let's move on."
"Whoa dude you just got winged and dinged!"
Dirty, nasty, long hair that when underwater spreads out on both sides of the head like small wings. Normally a male's hair but could be a female's as well.
Patrick: "Curran's hair is so gross, just check out how it wombat wings."
Andy: "I know, he needs to cut that puppy down."