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a penis that is not fully erect
Jim: Yo bro, how was your date last night?
Eddy: Man, the chick was whack, I had a cheese boner all night, son.
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Scrumunda Cheese:
A soft cheese especially popular in the mountain towns of chile for the last 15 years has found a popular following among american citizens. Typically used as a simple cream yogurt cheese spread for breakfasts and night snacks. Scrumunda Cheese or its latin name, Smegmafonous, is created through a simple process of collection, molding, and drying. once it is dried it is dropped as hard cubes into a mixture of goats milk, sour cream, yeast, mixed, and let sit for several days.
It is noted American culture has added whipped cream to this Chilean recipe. Although many people upon tasting scrumunda cheese will admit its flavour to be quite appeasing, upon learning its content many may be disturbed and upset.
Scrumunda cheese is the only cheese derived from humans. Scumunda Cheese's primary ingredient is Smegma. Smegma comes from The secretions of the sebaceous glands, especially the cheesy secretion, consisting primarily of dead skin cells found beneath the foreskin of the male genitalia.
Although it is primarily found in men, female farmed Scrumunda Cheese is also becoming somewhat popular. Known for its predominantly sweeter taste and typical upperclass audiences, Fe-scrumunda can also be found in local markets. Although it is more expensive and harder to come by. A Woman must first experience a yeast infection. It is primarly the discharge caused by the yeast infection that is the main ingredient in female scrumunda cheese.
Scrumunda Cheese, is without a doubt, the finest cheese in the universe.
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when one deficates in someone's gas tank in order to get revenge or as a prank.
hey man someone is about to cheese candle your car!
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Someone who does not clean themselves or their clothes. They are very smelly with greasy hair, pimples, and BO
Evan: You see Joey over there being cheesy
Jack: Yeah he is total cheese fam
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1. a magic phrase that makes impossible things work, like abrakadabra.
2. an expression of joy; huzzah
1. Sam: Yes god will come down say W00t and Cheese and suddenly the computer will work.
2. Alex: The Computer is working again
Sam: W00t and Cheese!!!
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(fuh-mun-duh cheez)
A mixture of dirt and sweat under a guy's balls.
Dude, I had so much fumunda cheese under my balls today.
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