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A school where stuck-up, inbred racists go to have their grades shat on by short stubby teachers. Also the home of the worst possible cooking I have ever fucking eaten in my entire life, they manage to make dirt taste like French chocolate and piss taste like gourmet lemonade.
“Hey did you hear about what happened at the NCC school in Nambour?”
“Who gives two shits lmao.”
Perfect little turned up nose on an attractive face M/F/T gives a slightly snobby look.
Oh she’s so pretty she even has a private school nose.
He/she was a bit of a snob they even had a private school nose.
A run of the mill school known for more suspensions from vaping than there 5 million dollar concrete waste called a field house. Though eradicated of furries, they now deal with hordes of blond basic bitches and weed smell in many bathrooms
Flushing High School- known for terrible football teams
Them- You go to flushing?
You- Yeah why?
Them- you guys suck at football
You- We all fucking know
This school is honestly autism in a nutshell. You have the boarders noncing on the younger girls because they have social anxiety talking to girls their age. Most of teachers look like nonces, mr Eastwood is probably dead, miss Wakefield was in a rather questionable video published online, mr macken cries when he can't control a class. The year 7s give me brain damage and make me want to catapult them to Narnia. I have to eat my lunches with a knife with no fork. Dodgy dealings happen in folean centre and the stone blocks toilets. You have people wanking onto each others pillows and the toilet lids and shit smeared all over the floor. People who go other schools call it "poshy oshy" meanwhile if they went here for a day they would consider therapy. Most of the day boys aren't even meant to be in this shithole and wish they could move somewhere else. If you are picking this school for one of your options, please consider not communicating with anyone that looks like a melt. if you like this school please reconsider your actions you fuckin neek. we get people inside the school so that we earn money from the government, they usually last a week or get knocked out by being too cocky. xoxo
Yours faithfully,
shush
year 6 - "I want to go to old Swinford hospital school, I am going to consider shooting myself in 5 years time!"
Bassically a fucking vape shack ran by the year 9s
Lad A: Here bro come Kingsmeadow School toilets just got a new r and m
Lad B:Fuck that sonya will chase wu
Lad A: will she fuck just come stop being Mong
Lad B: wey dot might
Lad A: na shes sound her
Lad B: aye fair
This means to have an interest in someone who is older than you or someone who is in a year above you
"Kurt used to be my upper school crush"
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People who go to a high school have about as much interest in the name of the school as they have in the subjects being taught there. Their main interest is getting it over with and graduating. People who play on a sports team have more interest in making money than they do in what the name of the team they play on is.
The people involved in a school/team name change never held the original name sacred, and won't hold the next one sacred either. For 88 years, it never bothered anybody that the Washington Redskins were the Redskins, the name never really raised an eyebrow. Nobody paid the name much attention, then somebody whines about it and they have to make it politically correct so it no longer offends anybody (even though it never seemed to once in 88 years). They can even pick more neutral colors on their jerseys, how would their fans like a team with neutral colors and a lifeless name to go with it? It would be like playing a team called the neutered Bulldogs dressed in tiny pajamas versus the toxic, rabid, drug-fed junkyard Bulldogs.