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A man who says one thing but does something totally different, trying to bullshit what he said he was gonna do but lies about it.
Trisha: He said he was going to call me back after his shower, but he's active on Instagram right now..
Lisa: Girl he not gonna call you back. That's what choke ass niggas do
An insult only available to be used once you’re out of all other creative ideas.
Person 1: Haha what a loser
Person 2: Shut up you butt ass
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).
Name is Matisse, sounds like Matitties, Mah-titties. Someone called him Matias, Mat-ti-ass. “There’s no ass in my name”-Matisse. AND THATS HOW THE NAME WAS MADE, MATITTES WITH NO ASS
Arianna : hey Jen!
Jen : Hey Ari!
Matisse : hey Jen!
Jen : hey Matitties with no ass!
A nigga that takes his Walmart job way to serious.
A nigga that eat, sleep, and breathe, Walmart.
A nigga that will live and die for Walmart.
A nigga that would sacrifice his kid to keep his job at Walmart.
Requirements:
(1) Atleast 5 years employment at Walmart to be a True “Walmart Ass Nigga” otherwise, you are a “Junior Walmart Ass Nigga”.
(2) Must have a receding hairline.
(3) Must be overweight or listed as obese in BMI
If you fit the description, you are a True “Walmart Ass Nigga”.
Yoo, he was mad as hell they didn’t change the shelf cap, this dude is a true Walmart Ass Nigga!
When someone (usually female dancers) quickly flexes one bare ass cheek at a time making it bounce independently of the other ass check
Damn dawg I knew Destiny could twerk, but I didn't know she could make that ass wink!
when somebody is heartbroken about somebody but they so friendly
boy you a distress ass joe with ur friendly ass