banana boat

when having intercouse in the tub the man shits and it floats to the surface

omg did you just see my banana boat

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banana-rama

fucking good ass weed man taste like banana when you hit it

Roll up a fut blunt full a dat banana-rama shit nigga

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Banana Shit

When you take a shit on the crease of a girls vagina then fuck her and pull it out and she licks everything off.

Yo, I heard "Tittie Face" Vandergriff fed a banana shit to that slut at the party last night.

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Banana Split

1. A dessert that consists of 3 scoops of ice cream, either vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry in a vertical line. A banana is then put on each side of the scoops. They are then topped with caramel and hot fudge, strawberry pieces, nuts, and sprinkles. After the toppings, comes whipped cream and a cherry on each scoop along with a spoon.

2. A phrase used by bus drivers, teachers, parents, etc. to shut up a bunch of people when "QUIET" doesn't work.

3. The excuse used by teenage girls when they want to buy a bunch of bananas to practice oral sex, but don't want their parents to find out.

1. Guy #1: Dude I love milkshakes! Best Dessert Ever!

Other Guy: Are you high? The best dessert by far is a fucking Banana Split!!!!

2. Bus Driver: Hey! You guys please be quiet. QUIET!!!

Kids: *Let go of me!!*

*That's not third base man*

*PENIS!!!*

*And then she said...*

*You should ssooo do that!*

Bus Driver: BANANA SPLIT!!!!!!!

*Kids shut up in confusion*

3. Mom: Why are you getting so many bananas?

Teenage Girl: *Thinks quickly* Duh! For banana splits!

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banana bender

An Alternate name for a gay person. To be used when you call out at a bunch of gay people.

Hey! You are a bunch of banana benders

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Banana Peel

A light-skinned female, with pretty hair

Damn! son did you see that banana peel over there.

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Banana Boat

The sexual act of two, usually gay, naked men standing face to face with raging boners! The two naked men then inch closer and closer together until one gently slaps his erection on top of the other man's erection thus creating the illusion of a bonered penis chillin' in a gondola (banana shaped boner boat) in a Venetian back alley.

Come the fuck over here and slap your silly wiener on top of my damn dick, you fag! Let's fuckin' banana boat!

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