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Little phrases or sexual invitations written in the grout of bathroom tiles. Usually seen while sitting on the toilet. Mostly used for public sex; sometime a clever turn of phrase.
Bendix didn't have any luck at the party so he went grout fishing at the truck stop.
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A clean smelling, well groomed vagina.
I ate me some of that HAPPY FISH
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A strange thing that denies faith.
Bable Fish argument.
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith, I am nothing."
"Oh," says man, "but the Babel Fish is a dead give-away, isn't it? It proves You exist, and so therefore You don't."
"Oh, I hadn't thought of that," says God, who promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Ah, that was easy," says man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white, and gets killed on the next zebra crossing.
Most leading thinkers claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys.
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To walk into a pub (most normally with several friends) (often intoxicated) and yell either the name 'Dave' or 'Sharon' and laugh at the kevs and shazzas that respond.
Dude, the gig's over, what do you want to do?
Let's go pub fishing...
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Texting multiple people, like casting multiple fishing lines, waiting to see who responds. Usually done when in moderate to extreme levels of boredom, or to procrastinate in some way.
Person #1: Hey
Person #2: Hey, how's things? How's the family? What've you been up too?
Person#1: No offense, but I'm not really trying to have a serious conversation. I was just text-fishing you.
Person #2: Oh,ok...
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A fish lung is somebody who is a fool and is very weak. you may call somebody a fish lung if they back out of a fight or can not do something that concerns physical action
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Person that is raised in the ghetto and often forgotten about. Just like a fish.
Hey man, look at that nigga fish over there. I bet his family completely forgot he was there.
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