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Noob Af

When someone is a complete loser and boring as hell, you can call them a noob af.

EX. OMG are you doing your math homework right now, your a noob af.

by BussyLover101 December 11, 2022


noob dong

a noob

noob dong

by wenomechainasama1 September 3, 2022


noob dong

noob dong

noob dong.

by wenomechainasama1 September 3, 2022


bush noobs

1. (in reference to League of Legends) A player who does not have the ability to land skills shots. This inability to land skill shots means that they stay inside of bushes in order to surprise the enemy with their skill shots which they will often times still fail if the enemy has any dodge mechanics at all. Bush noobs are quite good at the bronze level since most bronze players lack the ability or the brain power to recognize an incoming nidalee spear and simply step to the right or left of it. There are even players mostly noob level ashes who see the spear and walk closer to it taking damage and most likely killing themselves.

2. (in reference to coitus) A man or woman who is not used to going down on someone with a fully grown bush and ends up finding it hard to perform cunnilingus because of said unkempt bush. They will often times get hair into their mouths and give up half way through leaving their partner dissatisfied.

1. Dude i can not believe that our ashe walked straight into the nidalees spear every single time i mean how can you not be embarassed after dying to a bush noob so many times. That ashe should just uninstall the game i mean like seriously lol.

2. Oh my god girl he just would not go down on me i mean he went down once and then came back up saying he needed to breath and that i needed to set fire to my jungle i mean like come on there is nothing but freaking bush noobs in this town.

by Rain Weaver September 13, 2017


Noob Points

The reward someone receives for commiting a noobish act or asking a noobish question. Never add a quantity (10 noob points).

FearlessSpectre-`` Wow major noob points for him! That guy fired a whole sniper clip at me pulled out his secondary weapon fired that whole clip and then i knifed him. Major noob points!``

by Flva FLAVVV January 31, 2010


Noob/newbie

A new player not an unskilled player like a loot of fucktards thinks of it

Fucktard: lol u suck noob you died fast noob/newbie
Normal player: I'm not a noob i joined this game from long ago
Fucktard: lol nub
Normal player: such a fucking moron

by berserkerbaron May 13, 2015


Business Noob

When you don't have at least at least 100 Dogecoin.

Joe: I don't have 100 Dogecoin
John: Business noob

by Lego cool yes April 18, 2021