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kobain and calum. can also be called: "cabain" or "poison ivy and harley quinn"

bITCH WE BOTH WANT TO DIE ? I'M SO s h 0 0 k

by kobaincut July 27, 2017


H Kingdom

The term 'H kingdom' falls into the the category of the 'HRNJ Theory' (mostly used term in games like ROBLOX, Valorant, etc.) H Kingdom describes a type of group in a game where bunch of people have similar mindsets that are based on the balance of the game. Kingdomers also worship GigaChad and are striving to get to a level higher as GigaChad. When Kingdomers experience something very R infront of them, (R in this case means hurtful but R stands for the 'R Empire' and R emperors attack & oppose the H Kingdom.) they tend to automatically and unstoppably visualize gigachad appearing right behind them to decide their fate. Kingdomers may get another chance, but if they do not, they fall into the dark void and work as a trucker driver in real life to increase Kingdom reputation till they can finally become a fellow kingdomer once again. Make sure to arm pump the truck drivers you see outside! They might be one of the H's/Kingdomers.

Your a fellow H kingdomer, just like me! :)

by Emperor0001 June 26, 2023


Doing A Tommy H

When you pretend to be drunk infront of your friends, and your performance is worthy of an Oscar, equal to or better performed than legendary actor Tom Hanks

Spoon is doing a Tommy H

Look at spoon giving it Tommy H over there

by Scfc1 December 12, 2021


H and L Finances

An up and coming company that will be worth billions one day

Did you hear about how well H and L Finances are doing in the stock market?

by rags2richesgeturmoneyup February 15, 2021


Tonton H

The Tonton H is your famous uncle who killed many people.

He has the same mustache as Charlie Chaplin and took "gaslighting" to a whole new level.

Friend : Yo your Tonton H is dope !
You : What the fuck is wrong with you.

by BagheeraNoir May 7, 2024


a**h**e safety-net

A.k.a. "a**h**e insurance". Refers to where you habitually bring a really intolerably-obnoxious human along with you on potentially-dangerous excursions, such as on an airline-trip, into battle or a "bad" part of town, on a road-trip through natural-disaster areas like flooding or rock-slides, into a hazardous-materials area, etc., to better your own chances of survival. The theory behind this practice, of course, is that whenever there is a widespread catastrophe or other mass-annihilation incident, statistically the "nice" folks are usually the ones who get killed, while the super-nasty inhabitants in the disaster-area invariably seem to escape with little or no injury. So the obvious conclusion would be that if you "keep your friends close and your enemies even closer" (i.e., always stay right next to the acridly-antisocial hombre who's accompanying you), the Fate gods --- who apparently like and favor the mean folks, since they always seem to spare them --- will be hesitant to allow anything harmful to occur in your vicinity, since they would not want to risk harming or killing one of their precious meanie-jerks, as well. Simple, but effective, and a lot cheaper and more reliable than buying death/accident-insurance.

The concept of the "a**h**e safety-net" is nothing new --- it's actually just kinda the reverse of taking hostages: while the latter involves keeping desirable people close to you so that their fellow humans will not send bullets or bombs your way for fear of hurting their abducted loved ones, the former strategy also utilizes the "human shield" concept, but in the exact opposite way... no respectable human being would give a rat's a** if your cranky-natured companion were eliminated ("Good riddance!"), but the Gods of Fate would indeed wish to maintain the well-being of such miscreant, and so they will feel forced to let you live on, as well.

by QuacksO July 23, 2019


h-town

the only city In Texas where we stay loyal to Houston and represent ... Drake has mentioned houstona couple of times and claims he love Houston because we are always live . it is also where queen b is from as know as Beyoncé .

"dude have you heard of h-town" "yea bro Drake has mentioned it a couple of time we should go !!"

by swaggiest redneck around June 25, 2015