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I think the top one is pretty good but could use a little adjustment.
So I give you the "easy for anyone to understand" version.
1 - Untappable ( The: I'd hit it if I were 30 shots deep..and unconscious..possibly dead too..preferably)
2 - Untappable (The: I'd never hit)
3 - Untappable (The: Maybe with a bag?... Nah. Never. uh uh can't.)
4 - Fucking Nerdy
5 - Average. Plain. (Men's stamp of approval but u won't get points with the homies.)
6 - More than 'just' plain. On the cute side I guess. (The: "My peen is rising" & +2 points with the homies.)
7 - Attractive (Not quite a babe yet. +3 points with the homies.)
8 - A Babe (+5 points with the homies.)
9 - Sexy (The: I can't hold my boner. +12 points with the homies.)
10 - Absolute perfection. Fire Hot. (Something kin to the kind of standard you'd find in a maxim magazine. +900 points with the homies.)
Bro: Dude, that one girl from home ec was totally checking me out. She's like a total 8.
Dude: The one with the overalls? Bro, she was a total 4. untappable bro..
Bro: Nah Dude the one nexxttt to her.
Dude: Ohhhh. Bro, shes a total babe.
1-10 Female attractiveness scale),
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1) You look worse than medusa omg
2) not as bad but my eyes are still melting
3) getting there still fugly
4) if she was the last person on earth...
5) give or take
6) your cute
7) your fit
8) scared to talk to her
9) *erection*
10) excuse me for 20 minutes...
Man 1: dude my girl asked for a 1-10 female attractiveness scale rating what do I do?
Man 2: Tell her she's a 1 and run
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A method used by pencil dicked virgins to rate women's bodies and looks on a scale of how badly they want to engage in coitus with said unattainable female
Damn! Jennifer Anniston is like 60 and still a total 10 on the 1-10 female rate scale.
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When you rate a females beauty from 1 to 10. 1 being butt ugly and 10 being a goddess.
The 1-10 female attractive scale
Amir: Have you seen Riley?
Carl: Yeah she's a solid 7.
Amir: I know right
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This is used when a girl has a photo or selfie and other people rate the female on her face or body.
Dude 1: Yo fam, I smashed that perfect 10 from last night!
Dude 2: Sick one fam, I would've given her an 8 or 9 myself.
This is a conversation using the 1-10 female attractiveness scale
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One individual performing mach 10 three or more times with the same person.
Oh man, she went mach 10 yet agian!
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The act of fucking a bitch in either hole twice then strategically smashing her in the chest with a brick.
"Hey, baby." Gina complains. "You fuck like an old man. Give me 10 inches and make it hurt this time!" This my friend is giving 10 inches and making it hurt.
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