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When somebody closes the toilet lid and poops on top of it
Everyone kept telling me I should eat that leftover takeout. I wasn't fast enough and now I made a Jackson Poolock all over the toilet lid.
River Jackson: He has a very Scientific mind from a young age, with philosophy and internet in nature in the world. A powerful Libra soul and especially confident person on the outside but busy and noisy on the inside.
He is a girl catcher and booty grabber, huge math guy and journalling lover, people bully him but learn they were wrong all along.
The best type of person to learn wisdom from.
That guy: River Jackson
"He's such a crazy cool character"
"I know he's so smart and hot"
When you light your ass hair on fire and then run around Walmart screaming you can’t tame me while rubbing uncrustables on your man tits making sure you have all the jelly mixed with your titty milk. Also you have to call out all the niggers in the store
I Jackson smith njigba yesterday on my way to work
a guy named Jackson who loves the movie big daddy
Oh that guy really loves that movie jackson (big daddy)
Hey you trying to watch big daddy starring adam sandler jackson (big daddy)
throw on some big daddy why don't ya said jackson (big daddy)
only makes really good friends. might seam like a bad guy until you get to know him. not athletic. a relly good gamer
hi jackson h
A 23 year old virgin, sometimes from australia
Jackson Chatha Sing has a small willy, his mother sara told me
A fandom composed of three book series, a bunch of spin-offs + and a new show that is constantly shouting at the top of there lungs basically begging you to jump into a black hole of content. It's a fun black hole at least...
"Yeah, I'm in the Percy Jackson fandom"
"Oh no...Oh no..."
"That's right. Dam. Blue cookies."