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When a male locks themself in a private room with cable tv or VCR, such as a bedroom, so they can watch an episode of the Nickelodeon's television show Zoey 101 and masturbate without being disturbed or interupted.
My friends wanted me to come out with them on Sunday. But I told them I was busy so I could have Zoey 101 Personal Time.
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Stephen Colbert, plain and simple.
Stephen Colbert is the fucking coolest person ever.
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A nice way of telling everyone and the cops included, to strap you onto a crucifix, burn you alive, send your corpse to the landfill.
Timmy-"Guys i'm coming out as a Minor Attracted Person (MAP)!"
Timmy was publicly executed moments later.
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when you and someone else have such similar personalities but are two different versions of it
person 1: “me and rebecca have such similar styles and act the same way lol”
person 2: “yea you two are the same person different fonts”
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A white person who insults other white people to get validation from poc
White girl: Ugh white people are soo annoying, don't you agree *poc person*
Poc person: UMM... Are you just tryna gain validation from me?? You pick me white person
another name of a genshin impact player over ar 40
shut up carlos, i know you're a person in need of touching grass, since you're obssesing over your xiao build for the literal 57th time this week and your ar is insanely high.
Extremely beautiful person. The kind of that make your heart beat a few times extra more. The first letters emphasizes meaning of the word.
pronouncing: B(ee) E(ee) A(y) utiful B-E-A-UTIFUL person
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