Flying Cream Pie

When you jizz on a midget's face then toss them out of bed.

Me: "Remember that midget stripper I brought home last weekend?"
You: "Unfortunately, yes."
Me: "I gave her a flying cream pie and this time I flung her all the way into the kitchen!"
You: "Nice."

I’m flying to mars

‘I’m flying to mars’ is a sentence that is said before you have a big night out with friends (before you go do as many drugs possible e.g MDMA, Marijuana, Cocaine etc.

“I’m flying to mars tonight”

“dude same”

Flying kangaroo kelly

When you wear spring shoes run through your house and dive into the air into a women in spread eagle position on the bed

“Yo I heard Brett flying kangaroo Kelly’d with Tegan!”
“Lucky ducky”

yung fly foo

steadygeeked always fly i ❤️ 🔥 weed and bad bittys always 10 steps ahead i fein for my ex draco geo rivera imma ⭐️ n a genie u might get blessed if u come across me smoking 2 blunts i ❤️ 🔥 gucci mane & bun b i cuss out foreign bitches 4/20 i ❤️ 🔥 car meets they so 😊 i ❤️ 🔥 thugs that gangsta in public & a sweetheart in private i keep everything 3hunna no amo thotties like sosa said foo 😮 SM☆KING BIG W☆☆DS 4/20 ❤️ 🔥 goth bitches who slit they wrist then lean come shootin out 😮 2 high 2 cheat my soul smell like weed i ❤️ 🔥 hood foo’s i ❤️ 🔥 bad bittys who know they the shit 1000
I miss u
I miss
I mi
I'm
I'm get
I'm getting
I'm getting high af

random foo: “you smoke 2 much yung fly foo”
yung fly foo: “you bitch 2 much”

human fly trap

When you nut on your pillow or sheets then proceed to lay in it.

After the rim job I turned the bed into a human fly trap

flying butt divet

An indentation in the snow made to conform to your butt by jumping into deep snow.

Mollie made a flying butt divet so that she could comfortably sit and watch the stars.

when sheep fly

when your idea is so dumb and unrealistic that it's ugly to look at

Peter: I will be a robot one day and fly to the center of the earth!
Ronald: Yeah sure.... when sheep fly.