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human bacon

An elongated vagina

Jesus Christ!!! That’s a lot of human bacon

by Obamas left hand December 29, 2020


Bacon Turtle

A Turtle, usually a King Turtle of the Royal Turtle Guard. Also a word for assorted meats shaped like a turtle.

A Bacon Turtle loves bacon and spreads the word and belief of Bacon. Bacon Turtles and Turtles alike are enemies of the Panda Army and the Penguin Union. The King Bacon Turtle was defeated at The Puffin-Koala Gap by the Pan-da Warriors in PANDA 7 (Panda Years), and he later retreated to plot an all-out war on the Panda Army. The Bacon Turtle and his Royal Turtle Guard is no match for the Elite Pan-da Warriors.

The Bacon Turtle began at a humble little wood building on the corner of a busy street, titled: Bacon Turtle & Associates. They sold chocolate-covered bacon and bacon shaped like turtles. Since then, they have grown into a legitomato army. The Bacon Turtle and his associates are the exclusive members of the I Don't Care Club. The Turtle Motto is "Viva la Bacon, TGIF" (Long Live Bacon, Thank God It's Friday).

Bacon Turtle: Kneel before your almighty ruler, the Bacon Turtle!
Panda: No.
Bacon Turtle: Then you will face a life of bacon deprivation. Take him away, Royal Turtle Guard!
Panda: Is this some sort of torture, because I'm not addicted to bacon...
Bacon Turtle: Are you insulting my religion? Do you wish to say that you are against bacon? You will be locked in a room with bacon!
Panda: Free bacon is fine with me...

Epic Meal Time: We're cooking up some BACON, AND TURTLES! THAT MEANS BACON TURTLES!

by Panda Army Representative January 17, 2014


Bacon Bunch

The large grouping of vehicles that won't pass a police car on the highway.

I was incredibly late to work because of the bacon bunch rolling roadblock.

by seanferd September 02, 2008


french bacon

french bacon is a form of bacon produced by the french pigs.

Hey, is that french bacon??
you know it is bro!!

by Calamari0 May 06, 2022


Bacon from discord

He’s a wild man who is great with knives ( if you see this it was me thales who made this)

My name is thales and I made this bacon from discord

by Ajaotwjwiahb97181!-86 September 04, 2020


Bacon Dip

The overwhelming urge to hump the air or objects around you when you see, smell, or think about eating Bacon.

Adrienne started to do the bacon dip when she smelled Ashley's BLT sandwich.

by Bailey617 December 08, 2013


Bacon and egger

Maccas bacon and egg muffin

I want a bacon and egger from Maccas for breakfast

by BuildingGuy August 30, 2018