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The aftermath of eating taco bell and taking the biggest shit ever
“I had post taco bell clarity.” Said barack obama
A Country "B-Bell" is a ( fully black / mixed black ) woman who has been living on a farm in the countryside ever since the day of her birth and plans to stay there forever until she dies... Or if not, she was likely born in the city and partially raised in the city but hasn't left the countryside after moving there at a very young age ( somewhere between 6 through 9 ). Blackbelles gain the necessary sources they need to survive from the natural nutrients of the earth. For meat; they kill and cook their livestock! To avoid dehydration they harvest rainwater or use water that comes from wells, rivers, streams, lakes, or cisterns. They knit their own clothes and for fruits and vegetables, they pick the plants out of their garden. A Country "B-Bell" speaks with a country accent that is "broad & heavy" or "light & soft." The people whom she talks to for the first time over the phone; will guess that she's caucasian.
Male : Where are you from?
Female : The south
Male : Which part?
Female : Alabama
Male : Cool! Where in Alabama?
Female : A farm
Male : Wow, that's sexy! I love country girls and southern girls
Female : Awesome
Male : So what do you look like?
Female : Black/African American... Plus sized! 5'5 height range... Long dark brown hair and dark brown eyes... Coffee skin tone... Big feet.... Man hands... lol
Male : You're not white???
Female : No why?
Male : Well I heard your voice on the phone last night.
Female : What about it?
Male : You sound white.
Female : Smh! Didn't know colors had a sound to it! I'm a Country B-Bell.
Male : What's a Country B-Bell?
Female : Country Blackbelle
Male : Why do I get the feeling that I'm chatting with Carol Anne Starr? starlight.sl1996 is the only blackbelle that I know of
When you are penetrating anally with either your penis or your fingers, and you pull out and theres feces on you. Typically a noun, it can be used as an insult.
“She hasn’t cleaned there every time I have sex with her! I might as well call her the Taco Bell Wishing Well.”
When you have a tummy ache so bad that you're going to explode a toilet
Usually takes place after eating taco bell
John: "Bro I have taco bell tummy so bad right now"
Joe: "Alright man bathroom is down the hall"
Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur brother a mother, ur sister a mister and all the others combined.
James: ur mom gay
Mike: don't make me do it.
James: do it u pussy.
Mike: ur girfriend a bell end
James proceeds to collapse into a black hole and everything in the universe is consumed by the james hole. Mikes soul is now in a higher realm of knowledge and understanding, where nth dimensional beings coexist within eachother.
When your with a bitch from Missouri who has an overbite like a bulldog and she's sucking your dick, with her head gear on.
This kid Daniel was fingering this ugly bitch Harold who in return said " Hey check this out " and proceeded to give Daniel the Bell City Bulldog. Even though he got tore up, Daniel told me it was way better then watching Power Rangers.
An action that involves two individuals, the "thirsty Hunchback" and the "Bell".
The Hunchback carries a large bottle and a glass with the liquid. Water works, but other liquids are also allowed. The Hunchback approaches the Bell (preferably a penis bearer).
When the trap snaps, the Hunchback splashes the liquid into the Bell's eyes and rings their "bells" by smashing their balls with the bottle from below.
"I thought she was just having a drink when she blind belled me..."