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Brandon

A Brandon can Joost make you pull him by the ears. He is spunky he likes his oatmeal lumpy. You can ask a Brandon to karaoke Vanilla Ice or to scratch his derrière. Anytime you meet a Brandon he can resemble a gnome with his long white beard. Get a Brandon.

Brandon is rapping that Ice, Ice Baby again.

by Ccccccmmmmm September 18, 2023


Brandon

An apex human being. He is an excellent hunter as he can chase down any deer and tackle it. Also able to one shot any bear with one upper cut. Brandon’s are not to be messed with as their tracking skills they will find you anywhere.

Dame Brandon you 360 no scoped that deer.

by Timur Glazkov September 25, 2022


Brandon

Brandon, is the definition of loyal but can be very much so helpful some of the times he’s a dick but he can be very sweet when he wants, he will always put someone in front of him

Ooh, brandon is such a dick but he’s so sweet

by Glennise brown May 18, 2022


Brandon

The opposite of a "yes, and," a Brandon is a "No, Fuck you!" and adds absolutely nothing to the scene you're in whatsoever.

Keith: "Hello father, how was work today?" Brandon: "I'm not your dad, l'm your unemployed sister in law! Time for my catchphrase!"

by Theno2show May 08, 2023


Brandon

handsome, sexy and smart. Libro in moon and caprisun in Venus. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Around the age of 3-20 and born between September to December.

wow that is so brandon

by thisisnotbrendon November 22, 2021


brandon

a cumeater

hey look its the cumeater brandon

by ldidisowoedodi December 18, 2024


Brandon

Brandon is a good guy and a good friend but has been diagnosed with a bad case dandruff and not sure how much longer he has to live pray for Brandon

Hey what’s that white stuff on your head? O I just found out I have a case of Brandon

by Jytrop March 30, 2022