chicken master

One who takes pride in leading feeble men, the losing general in a short war

Man, that guy is one serious chicken master

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mother chicken

Almost like saying "mother fucker", but far superior due to the fact that it uses a flightless bird and is not something that people expect.

JimBob: What the hell? Red ringed again?! Mother chicken!!
Sally: ... What. Did you just say mother chicken? o.O

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rotary chicken

the ebonics term for rotisserie chicken, usually spoken at a fast food restaraunt

(At a drive thru)Drive thru: Can Inhelp you?Customer: Can I have a 1/2 chicken with corn bread?
Drive thru: yo, you want fried chicken or rotary chicken?

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Chicken Ranchero

Chicken Ranchero is when a girl gives a guy a handjob, but she uses ranch dressing as lubricant. Then, it's optional to reuse the jizz-filled ranch as ranch dressing afterward.

Room mate#1: Yo i heard chad got a chicken ranchero last night!
Room mate#2: Ugh! That's gross! Did he keep the jizz ranch?

Room mate#1: Yes
Room mate #2: i just had ranch with my salad...oh my fucking god.

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Jerk Chicken

Like a game of chicken, where you and a B U D D Y B O I jerk each other off.
Whoever busts first loses.

A solo variation exists where you jack yourself off and aim at the other person then "whoever gets hit" loses.

M: "Yo Ken, my boy lets play some jerk chicken."
K: "Don't threaten me with a good time yo."

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flapping chicken

the act of orally stimulating one bloke whilst simultaneously masturbating two others.

Taras really had the flapping chicken going on last night. Next time we should bring a neck brace for him.

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chicken fillets

Devices used to enhance the appearance of your boobs. Usually sticky and unreliable with a firm feel.

"i like my friends unfake!"
"shes wearing chicken fillets"
"nunga nungas"

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