A term used to describe the famous British youtuber tommyinnit when he is being painful, another way of dealing with him is saying his discs suck.
"tommy you little child"
Something my uncle frank can't be within 100 feet of
"Oh hey look a child"
"Frank you should start running:
Child has two definitions 1.a small person of the age 7-10 a kid some might say 2.a name to call a friend when they are being stupid or childish
"come along children" also could be used as " child stop being a weirdo
a childish person who is extremely crazy, stupid and funny
alex: child come here!
amelia: IM NOT A CHILD
ella: actually, you fit the definition
alex: yeah, you do
moon child is a phrase you would call someone has super curly hair and is super obtuse and obese
"wow, hes such a moon child!"
Kid throws his dad a basketball
Random woman: That child is gonna be a pro athlete
*Gets gets the ball aggressive swung at his face
When a couple buys a pet dog together.
Adam and Sarah just bought the cutest starter-child from the dog shelter.