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A sex position in which a male is pounding a lactating woman's b-hole from behind while simultaneously milking her swollen nipples like a cow. After he finishes in her, he pulls out, only to dump the breast milk back into her gaping b-hole. She then proceeds to let it ooze out while softly moaning, "mooooooo!" This position is exclusive to Derry, NH.
Guy 1: "Did you hear about that incident in Derry, NH involving a bunch of pregnant females?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was covered in breast milk after I gave each of them the 'ole Dirty Derry."
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The act of bench-pressing a crazy amount of weight while getting a blowjob. The power lifter's threesome.
I just hit a new personal best Dirty Jaron record! 315lbs while lasting 13 seconds.
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Reference to a male's or female's booty that is dined upon by their sexual partner in a spirited bout of analingus but it's found to simply be too raunch and unclean to continue.
Did you eat her ass out braaaahhh?
I tried broohhhh but it was a dirty diner and I just had to back out. I can still smell it in my nose and it's been like 3 days ago yo!
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A sexual act where one person wraps his/her head in saran wrap and watches as the asshole opens and closes from another person who is crapping on thier face.
Guy 1- "I heard Tommy really loved it when Janice gave him a DIRTY WINDSHIELD"
Guy 2- "I heard that also..."
Guy 1- "Could you give me a DIRTY WINDSHIELD?"
Guy 2- " Oh but of course!"
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Just ramen with wock. This is prepared by mixing prescription-strength cough or cold syrup containing codeine and promethazine with raw egg and dirty noodles.
I just poured some dirty ramen in my double cup
Yo those dirty ramen ain't shit
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Using a driving glove to have a wank, especially when driving a Landrover on the M25.
Aah, this traffic jam is awful. I think I'll releive the boredom and have Dirty Jon...
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little bitch who gets pegged with a pink strap
“Did you hear? He’s such a dirty hans!”
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