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Take a dump and "accidentally" forget to wipe, then drop your balls in her eye sockets, and dot her forehead with your brown eye.
He did the hindu egg crate on her last night and she couldn't figure out why it smelled, and why everyone was laughing the next day.
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a term to describe one man's balls.
boy: "check out my balls. they're so oatmeal dinosaur eggs."
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wen youve done somthing realy stupid
"oi charlie you got egg on ya chin mate"
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When a male ejaculates in his partner's ass. The Second partner (female/male) then squats over the first, and makes clucking sounds while defacating on his chest. While the action is performed, the Second partner must cluck like the Cadbury's Bunny while flapping her arms. Bonus points are awarded for wearing bunny ears.
Orgins trace back to the popular Cleveland Steamer.
This can only be done for a limited time around Easter...or else it's considered sick, poor timing, or not as special.
"Oh boy, it's Easter time! I can't wait for my Easter Cream Egg!Buk buk buk buk buk buk buu-uuk"
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Mermaid Placenta covered in Horse Wax
Teacher : What is a Mermaid Placenta?
Student: An Ingridient in Cadbury Creme Eggs
The aftermath of ejaculating in a toilet after pissing.
Hey Andre, I got really horny thinking about Jackie's big ass after I took a piss and made a batch of egg drop soup.
A duck creates an egg so if "Muddy Duck" (the band) releases a single it is thier egg so instead of dropping an album they will be laying a dozen eggs. It is also a term used to describe their fans.
"Did you hear the new Muddy duck eggs"
Or
"Did you hear the new eggs muddy duck laid"
Or
Q ="Are you an egg?"
A = "Yeah I love Muddy Duck!"