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Flying Cream Pie

When you jizz on a midget's face then toss them out of bed.

Me: "Remember that midget stripper I brought home last weekend?"
You: "Unfortunately, yes."
Me: "I gave her a flying cream pie and this time I flung her all the way into the kitchen!"
You: "Nice."

by Can't Get Rite April 15, 2013


I’m flying to mars

‘I’m flying to mars’ is a sentence that is said before you have a big night out with friends (before you go do as many drugs possible e.g MDMA, Marijuana, Cocaine etc.

“I’m flying to mars tonight

dude same”

by smokeochlo December 2, 2018


yung fly foo

steadygeeked always fly i ❤️ 🔥 weed and bad bittys always 10 steps ahead i fein for my ex draco geo rivera imma ⭐️ n a genie u might get blessed if u come across me smoking 2 blunts i ❤️ 🔥 gucci mane & bun b i cuss out foreign bitches 4/20 i ❤️ 🔥 car meets they so 😊 i ❤️ 🔥 thugs that gangsta in public & a sweetheart in private i keep everything 3hunna no amo thotties like sosa said foo 😮 SM☆KING BIG W☆☆DS 4/20 ❤️ 🔥 goth bitches who slit they wrist then lean come shootin out 😮 2 high 2 cheat my soul smell like weed i ❤️ 🔥 hood foo’s i ❤️ 🔥 bad bittys who know they the shit 1000
I miss u
I miss
I mi
I'm
I'm get
I'm getting
I'm getting high af

random foo: “you smoke 2 much yung fly foo”
yung fly foo: “you bitch 2 much”

by steaydgeeked November 22, 2021


Flying kangaroo kelly

When you wear spring shoes run through your house and dive into the air into a women in spread eagle position on the bed

“Yo I heard Brett flying kangaroo Kelly’d with Tegan!”
Lucky ducky

by Burkedadurke July 23, 2020


human fly trap

When you nut on your pillow or sheets then proceed to lay in it.

After the rim job I turned the bed into a human fly trap

by FlyTrapGod November 2, 2019


flying fuck hammer

An insult used by an obviously higher individual. Can also used when excited or surprised.

Sergio, you are officially a flying fuck hammer

by crazymotherfucker7777 December 17, 2011


flying the friendly skies

having a perfectly chill high

"how are you doing man"
"im flying the friendly skies"

by Chorusgod September 5, 2017