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when you're about to rip a nasty fart and you put your hand right over your ass, capturing the smell, and then smelling it.
did you see dennis pull a hand grenade in class?
aw, man, that was naaasty!
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The hand used to masturbate with
Guy 1: what you doing tonight buddy?
Guy 2: just gonna stay in with my sex hand you?
Guy 1: Same bro
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It's when you're getting completely fisted (by a colleague, your boss, the man, etc) with the added value of them opening their hand completely and giving it a shimmy shake.
I'm grossly underpaid at work. I'm getting royally jazz handed.
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A term for semen, used in the context of masturbation or manual intercourse.
"Awww naw gurl. You done be jerkin' me off and I skeeted a load o' hand mustard on yo grill. Sorry fo dat."
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Something that girls do when they've been pent up for a long time and dont wanna get their mouths dirty and still wanna keep their virginity (or they just dont want the love from the man)
i wonder how much mellissa charges for a and job....
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A reference to masturbation where a grabbler covered with tapestry sneake in from behind and gives an extra hand.
The triple jerk quickly became an octajerk when two more hidden hands appeared
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When your hand smells like hamburger for hours after eating fast food.
We went to Jack in the Box, and now I got mad hamburger hand.
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