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The worst evolution of a living creature can have >:(
homo sapien neanderthalensis: Let's turn back my fellow monkes the thing which i will evovle into is a human (>_<)
Someone who is beautiful in every single possible way. There is no such thing as ugly humans. They are all beautiful in their own way.
Rude person: Look at all of her flaws
Nice person: how dare you? She's only human.
two legged creature with a love of glowy things
here we have a human in its natural habitat, staring at a rectangular glowing thing, otherwise referred to as a ‘television’
Worst thing ever created by god
God: damn this monkey has no hairs im gonna call it human...
A featherless bipod
Artistotle- a human is a featherless bipod
Diogenes- (starts plucking a chicken)
They come in all shapes, colors, and cultures but where they really shine compared to other species is in their capacity to fail in properly using their brain and their ingenuity to kill things involuntarily and deny it. Their best pastime is being hostile against each other for the most absurd of reasons, most of the time is ending in the death of one or both parties or more
For example, some humans belived Earth is flat and evolution doesn't exist