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Jacob

If you're called Jacob you're usually a "cool kid". You are either short and roadman or average. There is little to no in-between.

"Look at that guy over there!"
"Oh, him? He's Jacob."
"Oh."

by Thine holy spirit that is kakt May 3, 2021


Jacob

Someone who is rlly fit and overall healthy and good looking. Someone to be around and just a stand up guy, probably packing

Person 1: That guy looks like a Jacob
Person 2: yeah i can definitely see it look how good he looks

by Yourfavoritebaseballguy November 24, 2021


Jacob

A really nice guy if you are nice to him. Is often hyper and made fun of by his teachers and classmates. He is selfless and would go to great lengths to help others. He treats his friends like royalty and is pretty down to earth. Loves playing video games and being active. Doesn't have very many friends. Not always cute at first sight. Is very comical and will make people laugh, even if it at him because he wants everyone to have a good time, even if he isn't.

Joe: Yo Jacob, how you doing?
Jacob: I'm doing pretty good. You?
Joe: I'm ok. Can I borrow your motor home. I want to take the kids hunting.
Jacob: Sure what's mine is yours.
Joe: Thanks man.
Jacob: No problem.

by Mr. Memesheep November 23, 2019


Jacob

Its me, none of you can have the Jacob now!

Little brother: Mom said it’s my time to use the Jacob.

Me: awww man!

by MrBitchiloid July 31, 2019


Jacob

Jacob is a simple man. He is also known for his very good math skills and gets begged by a kid name Isiah to help him with the simple mathematical problems. Jacob is also a guy and known for the name "that one guy".

Jacob is and always be "that one guy"

by Faker than a unicorn November 14, 2018


Jacob

However, Jacob is a commonly used name around all over the UK. The definition of Jacob has a lot of variations. Jacob usually in love with the most gothic girls on the planet. Will never aim for normal bird, but the ripped nylon, black maked up girls, especially ones that collects dog poop and mix it with a potion.

- I went out with Jacob once, it was alright but I didn't liked the type of anime we was watching.
- You like anime, what type was it?
- Hentai.

by JbeanYE September 1, 2022


Jacob

The most amazing human being ever.Kind, thoughtful, funny and just a “tad” sarcastic. He’s someone that will always do his best to cheer you up when you’re down and loves to make people happy. Despite all the hardships he went through he’s still the great person he is today. He’s quite the snacc and his smile is just 🔥🔥🔥 (he may insist he’s not a snacc but that’s a lie). A genuine person to be around and you’re really missing out if you don’t know him already. Though he does have a wifey so go find someone else to romanticize.

Jeez I wish my husband was a Jacob

by _Nothing_But_FACTS October 4, 2020