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the act of going the whole month of january without watching jake paul videos or mentioning his name. chances of getting a girlfriend increase by 60%
“hey, did you watch jake paul’s video last night?”
“no dude it’s no jake paul january! i can’t mess with that gay shit!”
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They are two motherfuckers who take everyone for granted. They lie are manipulative. unpopular have no friends and don't know when to shave their pedo-staches. They are pussies. Talk shit but can't fight or act on what they say. Don't ever date them unless you want someone to control everything you do.
Jake and Josh:"You're a slut! So uh...wanna go out with me?"
Jake and Josh:"You're lonely as fuck! So uh...wanna go out with me?"
Beware of Jake and Josh Hayes they're Egyptian fucks!
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Cheap male slut. Usually used as an insult.
Tristan - "My, you are a cock, Zebediah."
Zebediah - "Fuck you, you two bob jake."
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A very strong individual, who is the leader of Team 10. He also has a wife name Erika Costell
Justin:Jake Paul and Erika Costell are so goals.
Josue:Jerika for life!
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Some cool kid in khakis. He is also on twitter. Waterbugs.
Guy: ...You'd do that for me? Really!
Wife: Who is that.
Guy: Jake from state farm.
Guy: *Sounds like a really good deal*.
Wife: Jake from state-farm in 3 in the morning, WHO IS THIS
Guy: It's Jake from state-farm.
Wife: What are you wearing "Jake from state farm"
Jake: Ugh... Khakis
Wife: She sounds hideous
Guy: Well she's a guy so...
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what you call a friend when your wife/girlfriend gets jealous and wonders who you have been hanging out with until 3 in the morning.
Who were you with all night? Jake from State Farm
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Jake is the "bad boy alpha demon" type royale high roleplayer who usually either is male or pretends to be male.
They're these types of roleplayers all the other (usually female) roleplayers have/pretend to have a crush on.
The "Jake" roleplayer is usually a troll but sometimes, they're for real.
They usually try to act like a "cool bad boy" or "flirty guy".
I personally dislike that kind of Jakes, it doesn't matter if they're trolls or not.
But there are a few "Jake roleplayers" that are actually really nice and you feel like they would be a good friend when talking to them.
Girl in Royale High school : *Drowns and only Jake can save me*
Jake from Royale High: *ignores because wants to be a bad boy*
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