Kyle

White dude, drinks a lot of monster, used to be cool in the 2000's in highschool but now he's a man going bald who regrets tattooing flames around his entire arm.

Yo, is that my man Kyle?! WHasaAaaAaa...

kyle

prettiest dude ever !2>£{|{£ kyle plays baseball and a VERY good haircut !! once again kyle is the prettiest person you will evr meet

“kyle is so pretty. he looks so nice playing baseball too”

Kyle

the greatest fucking person ever

a real sigma

Kyle is sigma

Kyle

Big dick handsome.

Oh you have an overgrown penis, you must be a Kyle.

Kyle

Is a fucking car, I’m so fucking scared.

WHY THE FUCK IS KYLE A FUCKING CAR!?

Kyle

Nobody cares stop making theese dumb definitions of random even fake people

I love not retarded people like kyle

Kyle

A person who is fierce and loyal. He is a master of manipulation and will fight for what he believes in. One of the smartest people out there, yet he only believes in a strong work ethic and productivity. Also referred to as an Asian Supermodel and is very muscular. Don't get on his bad side, he will send you to Jesus.

Jeff Bezos: I just got beaten up with a slipper.

Elon Musk: That was probably a Kyle.