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our lady of mercedes

A nickname for Our Lady of Mercyin Potomac, MD. It's called this because so many people there are rich and drop their kids off in expensive cars, and in some cases, only do this to show off their wealth. Also, the school is known for having the biggest donations, but the school is still stuck in the 80s in terms of technology. So yeah, if your rich, send your kids here. It's actually a pretty nice school, and although some parents are snobs, most parents and basically all the kids are really down to earth. They are taught well and have nice polite manners. I went to a different school myself, but mercy is pretty good.

a) Wow, look at that mom driving that car-it's worth more than my salary! She must be picking up her kids at Our Lady of Mercedes!
b) Man, Our Lady of Mercedes whipped our butts in basketball last night. Probably because they can afford to buy Shaquille Oneil and Kobe as coaches!

by potomactourguide June 10, 2016


old lady rose

Old lady rose,the if you are looking up your grandma then congrats you should have a wonderful grandma who is generous,caring,and great with pets. a rose id a sweet smelling flower,but your old lady rose is guaranteed to be sweeter than that smell.

"old lady rose is so kind and generous she,she invited us in for cookies as we were on our way home!"

by Mooncat808 December 21, 2016


OLD LADY MUNSON

Boy why isn't this bullshit a meme. This ratchet Oscar the grouch looking motherfucker will really blow your mind; and your sense of horniness, she should be called the bonecrusher if you get what I'm saying

Goddamn, that hoe be looking like an Old Lady Munson {Goodlord} {R.I.P.Everyting good in this world} {ratchetoldbish} {R.I.P.Kidvs.Kat}

by WHAT'SGOODY February 27, 2018


lesbian lady biceps

The biceps of a lesbian that everyone stops and admires. Straight guys, gay guys, straight girls and especially lesbians. Something every lesbian top wants so that they can carry their girlfriends and look great in tank tops.

"Sarah did you see Caseys lesbian lady biceps?"
"what n-"
*both stare at Casey's biceps as she walks past*
"damn, I mean I'm straight but damn"

by lesbians_in_suits February 10, 2020


Lady holding broom

What the actuall fuck. Why on gods fucking earth would you look up something as stupid as this. Your either retarded or sexist. But whatever who am i to fucking judge.

Lady holding broom? Why?

by Lazarus667 April 26, 2017


Lady Gorilla Slap

Also called the Bloody Gorilla. Same as the Gorilla Slap, except its the female that stands holding a sprinkle of her freshly shaven pubes. Requires that time of the month conditions. Subsequent and corresponding boner face-bash is replaced by enforced anaerobic stawberry jam muff diving.

Derek sure loves Melissa. After he cheated on her again, he willfully submitted to a Lady Gorilla Slap to let her blow of steam and thus win back her favor.

Marge is quite the butch. When the crimson tide comes rolling up, she enjoys giving her conquests ye olde Lady Gorilla Slap.

by Lambda70 February 27, 2011


Your baby a lady

Cant be beaten. The prime leader of insults. If spoken the universe explodes.

Frank: your granny tranny
Greg: your grandpap a trap
Peter: your sister a mister
Luke: your brother a mother

David: your baby a lady
*universe just fucking explodes

by Ieatass420 March 17, 2018