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Giving a hand job (or masturbating, if you prefer), to completion
I just finished firing the bearded lady. That feels much better.
Old lady rose,the if you are looking up your grandma then congrats you should have a wonderful grandma who is generous,caring,and great with pets. a rose id a sweet smelling flower,but your old lady rose is guaranteed to be sweeter than that smell.
"old lady rose is so kind and generous she,she invited us in for cookies as we were on our way home!"
A nickname for Our Lady of Mercyin Potomac, MD. It's called this because so many people there are rich and drop their kids off in expensive cars, and in some cases, only do this to show off their wealth. Also, the school is known for having the biggest donations, but the school is still stuck in the 80s in terms of technology. So yeah, if your rich, send your kids here. It's actually a pretty nice school, and although some parents are snobs, most parents and basically all the kids are really down to earth. They are taught well and have nice polite manners. I went to a different school myself, but mercy is pretty good.
a) Wow, look at that mom driving that car-it's worth more than my salary! She must be picking up her kids at Our Lady of Mercedes!
b) Man, Our Lady of Mercedes whipped our butts in basketball last night. Probably because they can afford to buy Shaquille Oneil and Kobe as coaches!
A woman with sassy like qualities
That chick is so Jet Von Lady
Also called the Bloody Gorilla. Same as the Gorilla Slap, except its the female that stands holding a sprinkle of her freshly shaven pubes. Requires that time of the month conditions. Subsequent and corresponding boner face-bash is replaced by enforced anaerobic stawberry jam muff diving.
Derek sure loves Melissa. After he cheated on her again, he willfully submitted to a Lady Gorilla Slap to let her blow of steam and thus win back her favor.
Marge is quite the butch. When the crimson tide comes rolling up, she enjoys giving her conquests ye olde Lady Gorilla Slap.
Cant be beaten. The prime leader of insults. If spoken the universe explodes.
Frank: your granny tranny
Greg: your grandpap a trap
Peter: your sister a mister
Luke: your brother a mother
David: your baby a lady
*universe just fucking explodes
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the female individual that sells flavored Kool-aid in a plastic dixie cup priced between $0.25-$0.75 depending on the size of the cup.
"Let's go to the cool cup lady house and buy some cool cups."