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1.Anorexic rich freaks who are always together and probobly lesbians.
2.A name for two boobs.
1. Person #1:Ewwww look at those anorexic freaks.
Person #2: Oh it's just Mary-kate and Ashley!
2. Lara! Put away mary-kate and ashley! -sees lara covering her boobs-
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The most amazing girl you will ever meet. Definitely become friends with her because she is one that will always be there for you. (If you don't its your lost, and its a really big lost if you don't) She is an amazing, beautiful, and fun girl to talk to. She is someone who you can talk to and tell your deepest and darkest secrets. She is VERY VERY lovable. She is a girl that most guys don't like, they absolutely love her. She is a girl that most guys don't find pretty, she is gorgeous. When you talk to her, she will make your heart beat like there's no tomorrow. The only words to describe her is "simply amazing." She is a girl that drives you crazily in love, keeps you thinking about her day & night, and a gift of fate. She is a dream girl, that has become my reality. I can never be so thankful in my life.
Guy: Who is that girl?
Guy1: Well that is Victoria Marie Smith!
Guy: I forgot to ask her name, but she is so nice, oh I wish she wasn't taken.
Guy1: That sucks. Well her boyfriend is really lucky!
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A Mary Sue is a term used to describe a original charecter from a story, anime, game, etc. that is unoriginal, stupid, or fucked over in multiple ways. Some things that could get you oc called a Mary Sue: Stupidly dark backstory, overpowered powers (Immortal, Insta kill, etc.), a twenty inch dick, and more.
Person 1: My oc's least favourite thing is her terrible back flashes.
Person 2: FUCKING MARY SUE
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or M.M.S.
A severe mental syndrome characterized by excessive grinding of the teeth and chewing of the jaw. Named after the famous actress Mary McDonnell who developed this rare and unheard of syndrome during the shooting of the film "Donnie Darko" (her chewing is seen in the family dinner scene) Patients are usually extremely angry and unstoppable when having MMS.
There is no cure for MMS and comes and goes in various frantic episodes. Patients must usually be strapped down to prevent assault on others.
A typical episode characterizes the slight jaw movement on a patient. The patient loses his patience and begins eating extremely fast and angrily. MMS patients get extremely thirsty due to excessive chewing of the gums, so they typically angrily and quickly drink large amounts of water in short periods of time. The patient then gets impatient with everyone around him, usually succumbing to fits of rage and chewing on other people. The MMS patient is fully aware of the oncoming and happenings of MMS, but they simply cannot control it. They typically leave or go for a run due to embarrassment. All of these characteristics of Mary McDonnell Syndrome. The whereabouts of Mary are still unknown today.
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In celebration of both perfect technique and perfect dismount, the term used to describe a bowel movement that required no wiping and left no evidence in the toilet.
I couldn't believe that I had to drop a deuce at that party! Thank goodness Mary Lou Retton showed up, and left not a trace of evidence.
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Jenny te amo eres la persona mas perfecta que ha pasado por mi vida y im sooooo lucky to have you in my life. That one part of me that's always been missing y no te cambiaria por nada ni nadie. Espero que sepas que eres el amor de mi vida y siempre lo seras y te lo juro por mi vida cuando te digo que nunca te voy a parar de amar. Nuestro futuro va a ser perfecto pq somos la mejor pareja que ha pasado por el mundo y planeo gastar todo mi dinero y tiempo en ti pq es lo que te mereces y vamos a viajar el mundo y espero algun dia poder hacerte tan feliz como tu me haces. Te amo jenny.
Jennifer Marie McQueeny es el amor de mi vida (tambien tengo ganas de sexo so quitate los pantalones esos)
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A weird psycho lunatic who's goings to end up in an asylum somewhere starring at a wall trying to nurse a watering can.
I mean do I have to spell it out for you? You're a Mary Todd Lincoln if there ever was one.
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