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When you are trying to poo (shit) but the faeces gets lodged in the opening to the anal cavity, often known as a turtle's head poking out. When you can push no more, but the turtle remains trapped, wiping during this scenario is known as Wiping the Turtle's mouth.
Craig came back from the dunger and informed Jon "That was a tough one Jon, I just ended up wiping the turtle's mouth" Jon understood instantly.
When a kid of a under-puberty status won't shut the hell up with all his cursing cause he thinks he sounds cool.
Jimmy: Fuck you mang, i am gonna go tell my mommy you cunt sucking whoooooore.
Me: Seriously kid, you are too young to even be playing GTA. Get over your burnt mouth syndrome
The "Moonlake Swamp Mouth" Is when you take a shit in someones mouth stir it with you're penis. Then piss again. Top it off with jizzing in his/her mouth.
I will give you a Moonlake Swamp Mouth if you tell jimmy.
For one to say the sentence and then proceed to open the mouth and let a stinky poopy fart drift into the mouth.
Jason: dude you’re freaking gay!
Ralph: no I’m not dude!
Jason: yeah you are!
Fred casually walks into the argument
Fred: Fart In My Mouth!!
When you have a fish in your mouth because you’re being publicly shamed for a crime you didn’t commit
something that you can not describe how it tastes, but its really good.
that drink is amazing in your mouth, you have to try some!
Command : The 2nd most effective means of avoiding unwanted pregnancy next to celibacy. You can't get pregnant if the penis never penetrates the vagina, so Use Your Mouth.
#UseYourMouth. Avoid Unwanted Pregnancies.
"Great, now Stacy is pregnant because you wouldn't Use Your Mouth to get her off."