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A magical ability possesed only by chosen band directors. Kunzle Magic is the ability to foretell what time the band will get back to school from football games or festivals. It is almost always extremely accurate and, if the user is gifted enough, can sometimes predict the time of arrival before the band even goes to the event. It is a blessing to be in a band which has a band director gifted with Kunzle Magic.
Example 1:
Kid on band bus: We're getting close to school, whats the Kunzle Magic say?
Other Band Kid: 6:52, only three minutes from now!
take a double measure of port in a pint glass; pour in a bottle of blue WKD; top up to the pint with lemonade.
Looks like Vimto, tastes like Vimto, lands on your nervous system like an ounce of morphine.
"magic vimto, anyone?"
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Token-operated "peep" shows. The show ranges from mild to wild, based on the "dancer" and customer requests / tips.
In today's world, it is (was?) an old-school version of Chaturbate. But you had to go to the building, buy tokens, etc.
I saw a really hot chick shove a ______ in her ______ at the Magic Window the other night. It cost me $30, but was worth it!
Calculated seductive moves mixed with an unseen force some woman posess to make men lose all common sense and give into her evil ways.
I kept telling her i didnt want a relationship, yet she kept on trying her whore magic on me. Im better than that voodoo sorcery
Using a mixture of both fecal matter and semen as lubricant for a sexual purpose.
Me and tina ran out of lube, so we just made some Mocha Magic and continued going at it.
A moment in any Nintendo game when the entire world seems to have teamed up against you. Generally used in instances of multiple cheap items used upon a player in Mario Kart, especially in the third lap when less than 30 feet from the finish line and in first place.
"I was in first place until Nintendo Magic happened to me."
Friend 1: "Blue Shell, POW block, and lightning all at once?!? And ten feet to the finish! How the hell is that possible?!?!?
Friend 2: "Nintendo Magic"
(V) the act of railing coke off a huge penis
Tina was wanting to spice things up in the bedroom, so I taught her how to magic-pipe.