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A spot, place or area on anyone's body that, when touched, makes that someone freak out and act like a monkey. This may, or may not include the flinging of feces.
Petey was loving the sex until Violet ruined it by touching him on the monkey spot by his left rib.
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P Monkey.
Anything and everything irritating you, leading to prolonged ranting when drunk.
The act of drunkenly becoming increasingly irritated until one starts issuing fatwahs.
"After a few bottles Dave becomes a real P Monkey, laying into everything that is wrong with the world"
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A monkey button is my term for any tool, program, script, thingamajig, that let's you essentially push a button to complete some repetitive task. Simplifying an otherwise complicated task into something any monkey can do. The ultimate monkey button is one that doesn't even require a monkey. It just runs itself, going off at some predetermined interval.
Dude, you can fire spots on both radio stations with this monkey button I made!
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the sexual act of ejaculating onto a female's hair, and helping pick out the semen particles, much like monkeys groom one another.
I heard that Jorge once gave Erin a frosty monkey.
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also known as strip calk, monkey snot is a black strip of sticky material commonly used automotive upolstry and stereo installations.... usually used when something gets broken and they don't want the owner of the car to find out. GREAT STUFF!
"Get me some monkey snot, I think I just broke their dash trying to get the radio out!"
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1. To stand in the way and wave arms frantically, like blocking a shot in basketball or soccer, usually without moving from the target area.
2. To keep others from getting a chance at something.
3. To try to hide something by putting your hands in front of it to keep it from being taken or viewed.
1. Buckwheat was penalized for once again monkey guarding the net.
2. Fat Frieda didn't let any of the other postal workers talk to her boss for fear they'd get her fired or promoted past her. Her co-workers knew she was monkey guarding the boss and got around her, getting her fired anyway.
3. Janette monkey guarded her coffee cup because she knew if Jack could get to it she wouldn't taste coffee the next time she drank it.
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When someone is high on crack and they go crazy like a monkey and fuck lots of people at once, while finding it hard to move.
Dude, is that guy going crazy?
No, his doing the cracker monkey.
Wow, hes got alot of girls.
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