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A white mud-bath is the act of filling a glass bong with semen (preferably by everyone in the sesh) and smoking incredibly cheap marijuana through said bong
Person #1: the sesh is gettin stale
Person#2: we could try a white mud-bath
Person#1: genius! I haven't blown a load in a ages
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The act of putting a cock in an ass, to the point where you get a choc top. Pulling it out of the asshole, sticking a candle in the dick hole, lighting it, and proceed to sing happy birthday.
Ahhhh man, last night was so good.
Why’s that?
She gave me a Coles mud cake.
Nice one dude, happy birthday!
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it is the act of renting a house in a bum fucked town of inbreds. During a routine rental house inspection the real estate agent comes round and turns out to be a fucking hot cougar in need of a good pummelling in the vaginal region by the two male tenants. The hot cougar gets quite randy and procedes to take one of the male tenants to thier bathroom to checkout the so called leaky tap in the bathroom. unable to control the urge to keep her clothes on, the cougar rips her gear off to unleash her massive norks and perfectly maintained pussy to the male tenant.upon her request to fulfil her sexual desires you procede to shit all over her chest as she lies on the floor. the cougar then procedes to use the solid part of the shit to use upon herself as a dildo in her ass. While dildoing herself with solid part the shit she manages to catch the runnier part of the shit with a tupperware container. Supplying the cougar withy a large straw she can now suck the runny left6 over shit into her mouth use the runny shit to push out through her gappy drug ridden fucked teeth all over your balls as you jack off to her dirty sex activities
Hey ball bag you would'nt guess what happened the other day. I had a rental property inspection and things got out of hand. The hot real estate agent cougar gave me the cougar mud sprinkler. Fuck man there has been rental property inspection every week since.
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To be most specific, Pinch Pot Mud Works refers to performing analingus upon a female, whilst diddling and otherwise digitally manipulating the female's clitoris. Fingering can also be performed, as I'm sure the ladies would most pleasantly endure.
I always do a little of the Pinch Pot Mud Works on Kathy right before I plow her brown eye.
The act of having vigorous anal sex with a partner that doesn’t exactly have the best hygiene. The lube becomes brown and drips on your shoes.
Dude Jim went fishing in the dark with that skank from the bar and ended up getting some mud on the tires.
what fake rappers say to make there self sound better and impress there baby mommas
i had to get it out the mud to make it to the to
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2 gays fucking and their balls sacks are smacking.
Ed and I got together last night for some windy city mud flap.