Muffin Man

A true gangsta and pimp who lives on drurberrylane

COOL GUY: Yo gangsta wat up dog, how's you be's trippin'

Muffin Man: Man notin much sept I's just be's chillin wit my new hoe ya dig?

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eating the muffin

Grabbing someones penis and throwing it at a dolphin.

Guy: Hey you wanna be eating the muffin.
Other: I don't know where we would find a dolphin but yeah sure.

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slut muffin

a big huge ginormous slut muffin.

that slut muffin sucked off 34,243 guys.

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tard muffin

shit that your girfriend eats

i gave her a tard muffin last night

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fag muffin

fag is British slang for ciggarette, so a ciggarette muffin

Damn, you smell like a fag muffin

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Skank Muffin

Skank muffin- A whore who is a total bitch and slaps the reciever of sex after the intercourse. She also has mant=y tattos and peircings. They also must grow up in the streets of Philly, Broklyn, or Compton.

The skank muffin jump across the street and slapped the pimp.

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Jammy Muffin

Originated from Danny Duffin after he bit his fingernail too long...

Get yer rat out Jammy Muffin...!

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