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A sudden onset of chest pain that is brought on by being arrested. Symptoms are usually so severe that the detainee must be diverted to the ER rather than being put behind bars.
"Hey man loosen these cuffs! I can't breathe! I think I'm dying! I got gray bar chest pain...I can't go to jail, I gotta go to the ER!"
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extremely intoxicated with marijuna
im off a bar bluhd
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A 50/50 bar is a cup filled with sunkist and Captain Morgan
That 50/50 bar tasted like the actually thing.
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When you have anal sex with a Virgin and cum in her butthole and she pushed it out with a turd afterwards
I Hershey cookies and cream bared this fat virgin last night, and when I was done she pushed it out and it smelled like bleach and shit
When a married couple get divorced, the son has to become the new man of the house and start fucking his mother.
This is referred to as a Tampa Bay Bat Mitzvah when it's the daughter and father.
Cleetus: "Now that the divorce is final, Ma says I gotta start fillin' the hole Daddy left behind. Tonight's gonna be my Tampa Bay Bar Mitzvah.
The most shocking and contreversial goldentones movie inspired from two girls one cup
Dude you have to see two guys one bar it is disgusting
Aaryn- I just saw a weird video
Anthony- What video
Aaryn- Two guys one bar
Anthony- How was it
Aaryn- Interesting I think we should try what they did
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a vert skate trick: A nose grind stall 360 to smith
Andrew threw down a steezy ass Reptar Bar!!!
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