A monster/half-human being that likes to abuse a summoner spell called "flash" in league of legends. Flash-Noobs are known for running / flashing away from fights that they obviously would lose. People hate flash-noobs and think of them as the lowest thing a human being can become. That's why a lot of people call flash noobs monster instead of humans
Omg you are f*** flash-noob
did you see that flash-noob escaping the battel
I hate those flash-noobs
getting screwed over so bad you instantly become a noob.
tends to happen right after epic fail or being owned so hard you can feel it in your ass.
j: arnout got noob screwed again yesterday...
o: oh lol, what a faggot :D
When someone is a complete loser and boring as hell, you can call them a noob af.
EX. OMG are you doing your math homework right now, your a noob af.
1. (in reference to League of Legends) A player who does not have the ability to land skills shots. This inability to land skill shots means that they stay inside of bushes in order to surprise the enemy with their skill shots which they will often times still fail if the enemy has any dodge mechanics at all. Bush noobs are quite good at the bronze level since most bronze players lack the ability or the brain power to recognize an incoming nidalee spear and simply step to the right or left of it. There are even players mostly noob level ashes who see the spear and walk closer to it taking damage and most likely killing themselves.
2. (in reference to coitus) A man or woman who is not used to going down on someone with a fully grown bush and ends up finding it hard to perform cunnilingus because of said unkempt bush. They will often times get hair into their mouths and give up half way through leaving their partner dissatisfied.
1. Dude i can not believe that our ashe walked straight into the nidalees spear every single time i mean how can you not be embarassed after dying to a bush noob so many times. That ashe should just uninstall the game i mean like seriously lol.
2. Oh my god girl he just would not go down on me i mean he went down once and then came back up saying he needed to breath and that i needed to set fire to my jungle i mean like come on there is nothing but freaking bush noobs in this town.
The reward someone receives for commiting a noobish act or asking a noobish question. Never add a quantity (10 noob points).
FearlessSpectre-`` Wow major noob points for him! That guy fired a whole sniper clip at me pulled out his secondary weapon fired that whole clip and then i knifed him. Major noob points!``