BEER COMPASS

The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after after a night out on a booze cruise lol

Beer Compass gets you home every time, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you got there, and where you've come from.

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Summer Beer

combination of beer, vodka and lemonade. typically served at college parties

Get the girl some summer beer!

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Car Beer

Beer that is kept behind the fronts seats of a car to be readliy available for consumption behind the wheel, also good for taking to parties or work.

Mike: Wanna get some beer at the gas station?
Matt: Nah, I got car beer.

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root beer

another word for tampon

We're going to Walgreens to get some "root beer".

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ass beer

the last sip of beer in a bottle or can...

person 1 "kill that beer dude"
person 2 "no man, that's ass beer"

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beer fairy

Like most dorm mates or people who live accross the hall in an appartment complex, these lucky individuals drink themselves into a state where they mentally and physically become gay. They will hump everyday friends, maliciously. Straight by day, gay by beer. Around these people watch your brews and your cornholes.

Oh for shits sake, Cowboy's humping Kevin again.

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Queer beer

it cums in the bottle

but you can get it in the can

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