milk-baby

Putting a baby into a roasting pan 1/4 full of milk and then putting it in the oven with the heat on. This is done when a caucasian baby is born but it is not white enough for the parents, usually the mother. When the child is done cooking the baby is now white enough, like milk. The result is usually a dead baby.

Ted: Have you seen Susan around?
Tom: Didn't you hear? That crazy bitch went to jail for putting her kids in the oven with milk. Wouldn't stop saying "milk-baby, milk-baby"
Ted: WTF?
Tom: WTF is right

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chocolate milk

A "mixed drink" in certain gay fetish circles consisting of diarrhea and semen.

"DrDink was yet another depraved individual who had cleverly invented what is now know as Chocolate Milk in gay circles: after sucking off a huge throbbing gay dick, one would retain the semen in his mouth long enough to mix it with several squirts of diarrhea happily supplied by a fellow scat-loving donor."

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ice milk

While leaving your refrigerator temperature up on accident, you freeze your milk. You will then pour your milk over the cereal making an ice chip delight. Trust me, it happens to everyone.

Nick, you just got ice milked.

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got milk

a taunt one says in counterstrike after blinding multiple enemies with flashbangs.

*dead*player: shit, there were so many flashbangs that round I got sun burned! I hate you inane5!
inane5: got milk?

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milk dud

Dumb dumb

Man, i had no business copying off that milk dud's scan tron he pulled in all F's last semester.

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spilt milk

When you jizz your shorts unexpectedly.

Dude, that chick was so hot, I spilt milk just looking at her melons

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Milk Junkie

A guy who likes to suck on pregnant or recently pregnant womens breasts.

When a guy says "what a beautiful baby" while speaking into your breasts.

Guy "What a beautiful baby!" *while looking at mommas boobies*
Girl "What are you a milk junkie?"

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