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if someone makes a face while in public and it looks like the face they make when they masturbate
Dude 1: dude, John looks way too happy in that photo
Dude 2: Yeah, bet thats his wank face
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to masturbate rapidly while anally pleasuring one's self with a toothbrush or other anal entry instrument.
wank wank or this colgate is good
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The sex fetish of Bluetooth hacking BLE (Bluetooth Low Energy Device) enabled sex toys such as the Lovense Hush, for the purposes of masturbation or sexual arousal
When solely done for hacking purposes it's simply called "Screwdriving"(term coined by the man who discovered the security flaw.
Wife: "Dammit, Jim, stop hitting the activation button, I'm at work!"
Husband: "It's not me. It's probably someone driving around having a bluetooth prank and wank, again! Hey, why do you have it on at work? "
Wife: "See you later, babe..gotta go" *click*
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the act of bouncing on ones bed, reaching maximum height whilst masturbating furiously. Upon reaching maximum height you ejaculate your load in 'zer0-G'
dude i went to space and had a zero g wank
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Pressing the bum cheeks of another man/women together whilst vigorously moving your penis up and down, between the pressed cheeks.
LsLaws was knelt whilst Raj was on all fours giving him a mexican bum wank!
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To jerk off into a condom.
Generally for people that have a lot of money.
Woah, hes rich.. obviously does the Rich Mans Wank
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To wank, or be wanked, in a particularly aggressive or over-enthusiastic manner. Usually involves an element of discomfort on the part of the person whose penis is being so manipulated.
Origins disputed, though commonly thought to stem from the mastubatory practices of croatian men, who, too used to driving tractors with rusty or stiff gear sticks, would manipulate their penises in a similarly vigorous fashion.
Nowadays if you are being wanked in such a fashion it is unlikely that the man wanking you is a genuine croatian tractor driver.
P: Bloody hell - he was pulling on my dick so hard it almost came off! Oh, my fucking Croatian Power Wank!
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