I’m just playing

I’m just playing if a phrase that Ny’ecia says and she means it even tho you get it

Shut up fight me I’m just playing

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black door play

When a black women sticks at least two fingers in the anus of a tall skinny redheaded man. It orginated when the strict parents of redheads wouldn't let them have black women over. They would sneak the girls inside. To really disobey the parents the black girl would then shove her fingers in his ass

Alot of redheads enjoy black door play when parents are not home

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high percentage play

Originally coined by basketball commentators, used to refer to a smart, and conventional move or decision made by a player, usually leading to a good outcome, such as a basket or foul on the opposing side.

When used in everyday speaking, it carries much the same meaning, and is usually used to point out whether or not a decision made was smart and paid off, or stupid and useless.

A: Dude.... I still don't have a date for the prom.
B: Just go ask (average girl) out, I bet she's on the same boat as you.
A: Screw her, I'm going to try asking (much more desired girl) to go.
B: Buddy, there's only a week left, it's not exactly a high percentage play, plus I bet she already has a date.

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Just Push Play

An Awesome song by Aerosmith that everyone should listen to more often

John- Hey Eddie, have you heard Just Push Play by Aerosmith?

Eddie- No I haven't but I'll go listen to it right now

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go outside and play

As a child what your mom would say to you when you've been searching definitions on Urban Dictionary all day.

Mom: Banana Joe! Go outside and play!
Banana Joe: Why this site is interesting and the outside world is boring and everyone judges you for who you really ar-

Mom: BANANA I WILL THROW YOUR FAT ASS OUTISIDE
me: go outside and play

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played like checkers

When someone tricks you, misleads you, or otherwise takes advantage of you.

That Nigerian scammer just tricked me! I was just played like checkers!!

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Play Doh Effect

The outcome of having so much hair surrounding your anus that it becomes thick and interweaved. Therefore, when you defecate, the fecal matter is pushed through the fur like a Play Doh spaghetti maker.

"Dude, I had to shave my asshole last night"
"Play Doh Effect again?"
"Yup, every two months."

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