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A poop sock is a sock which is commonly used by Anons around the globe. Said sock, is defecated into, and then hid from mummy in a secretive area. Not to be confused with the 'Piss Drawer'. Do NOT, under any circumstances, put on or mix your poop sock with other clean socks. In the event of putting on Poop Sock, go /k/ommando and mix bleach and ammonia to get the stinky poo off.
"Hey Lenny, didn't your mummy find your poop sock?" "Yeah. I'm so mad at her. She said NO TENDIES FOR A WEEK"
"Bro, that's rough."
"Oh shit! I put on my poop sock! Guess I'll get the Clorox. :/"
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chocolate mousse swirled into a bowl coming out looking like poop
I tried to be fancy and squeeze the mousse from a ziploc, but it just became poop mousse.
Nel: Watch out for the dog doo
Ecid: Thanks. Hey, that reminds me of the poop mousse we had at Ard's place last night.
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when you go to the bathroom thinking you have to pee, when suddenly, out of the blue, you have to poop.
"dude, I just had a wicked surprise poop"
"surprise poops piss me the fuck off"
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The act of pooping on a toilet backwards, as if straddling the toilet. In most cases the trousers and undergarments must be completely removed before engaging in this act.
Yellows '09 loves pooping backwards!
Yeah they leave some awesome skid marks.
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A solid piece of poop blocking the butthole passage allowing prolonged control over otherwise explosive diarrhea.
Adam blew his poop cap, and now he can't stop shitting everywhere!
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The state of being extremely uncomfortable when people are listening to or watching you poop.
Guy1: dude I'm watching you poop
Guy2: dude stop I'm poop shy
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something that some one does not want to do or is undesirable to do
"man cleaning up your house is poop work"
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