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Going through the third ring

SuffeRING

A reference to the common joke of the three rings of marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Can be used on people who aren’t married as well to say suffering

It’s only been a year and Dave seems like he’s going through the third ring with his wife.

I haven’t been doing well, I’m going through the third ring right now.

by MartianMenace October 9, 2023


income ring

A false wedding ring worn when the real one is too flashy. The income ring is used to hide how wealthy you are.

Our professor has an income ring. I saw her slip the real one off in her car this morning.

by Surf_much_rob May 5, 2019


Ring Dong Ditch

The cellular version of a “Ding Dong Ditch”. When you call someone, and hang up with no further response or contact. Another version is calling (receiving no answer) and refusing to respond to their desperate attempt to get back to you.

I can’t believe you Ring Dong Ditched me.

by Shmoovin April 19, 2021


Benzene ring

A slur towards people of the aromantic romantic orientation.

Used to insult or dismiss an aromantic person as a or wanting to be an aromatic benzene ring.

"Well, i'm aromantic so i don't feel any romantic love towards anyone."

"Whatever you say, benzene ring."

Or

"If you wanna be a benzene ring then go ahead."

by ConcernedBeing May 2, 2024


Bologna Ring

The soft fleshy ring of your remaining foreskin.

My girlfriend enjoys playing with my bologna ring before placing my cock in her mouth!!!!

by Aaron Allen September 10, 2021


ring bing dingaling

a word refering to whatever someone thinks its refering to
an onomatopiea that sounds like a really weird bell

guy 1: do you like ring bing dingaling
guy 2: yes

guy 3: ring bing dingaling you got the answer correct guy 4
guy 4: the fuck is that even supposed to sound like

by epic cool dude March 18, 2023

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Ring Mandrel

A large metal, aluminum, or wooden shaped rod used in the jewelry industry to measure the size of rings and to jam in the pussy of horny female sales associates.

Also can be broken down to be pronounced as "Man Drill" instead of Mandrel.

(Bob) Hey Barbara, can you pass me that ring mandrel so I can see what size this customers' ring is?
(Barbara) Sure can, as soon as I'm done pleasuring myself with it!

by Definiapro20034 February 26, 2011

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