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Victimize people with your own pathology. It's intended to be used selectively. How do I know? I wrote the damn thing.
Hym "Yeah, but see, now you're not doing YOUR thing. You're the thing I ascribe to all of you. The Platinum Rule. And you're using it as intended. That's called 'Me being correct.' Good job me. GoOd JoB oThEr Me!"
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If you multiplied your way up from Rule 34...Congratulations! You've wasted your time and are probably not in school.
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A complete waste of one's fucking time.
EX.1
Kid 1: Hey man, did you do the homework from last night?
Kid 2: Nah bro, hopped on U.D. and did the old Rule 816!
EX.2
"This girl keeps asking me out, so I told her I left her a secret message on Urban Dictionary called the Rule 34 challenge. But don't stop until you reach Rule 816".
#Rule816Her2K16
the rule where by which if alot of people are sleeping in one room and you wake up and people are having a conversation you shouldnt be hearing u announce ur awake-ness
sally: and then greg heard everything and told jack, i cant believe him
alison: i cant believe it, what about the awake rule!?
Rule 1129 states that anything and everything can exist on the online shopping site Aliexpress. Doesn't matter how ridiculous or obscure, as long as you can think of it, it will most definitely be sold on Aliexpress.
'1129' comes from converting the letters in "A", "l", and "i" into its corresponding ordinal number of the Alphabet.
Dude 1: Tf, apparently Aliexpress is a treasure trove for furry costumes
Dude 2: That's nothing compared to what I had found one time. I was bored out of my mind so I looked up gold toilet on Aliexpress and actually found this insane fancy toilet made of 24K gold!!! And it sold for like two grand.
Dude 3: Damn, that's some rule 1129 right there
If you have to choose a color for something, you will purposely make sure that the last color you pick is red.
Mom: "I bought you that shirt two months ago and you're just wearing it now?"
Son: "Smarties Rule. It's red."
Sally: "You've painted your room pretty much every color, why haven't you used red yet?"
John: "Smarties Rule. I still have to use indigo and tickle-me pink before red."
An internet rule which states: For every act of nature or man there will be someone within a short period of time that will attribute that act to a conspiracy theory.
Terrorists kill someone? False Flag! Clouds look weird? Conspiracy to poison us all! Another school shooting? Never happened! Just a conspiracy to take our guns! Government says it is a weather balloon? Alien cover-up!
Corollary: If you can think of it, there's a conspiracy theory about it somewhere online.
Do you think Bowie is really dead?
Rule 51!
A stupid rule at my school that means you are not allowed to kiss, hold hands, or even give your friend a hug because it's apparently 'inappropiate' and 'offensive'.
Sara got detention for giving her friend a hug on his birthday. How the hell is a hug 'offensive'? Stupid Sunshine Rule...