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An inbred Mongol rape baby from a fake shithole that claims it and itself to be superior to all yet is too afraid to return to his Golden Horde vassal once it leaves.
It will always blame all of its failures on well-deserved "Russophobia" rather than its own subhuman genetic inferiority and project all its flaws onto its superiors (A.k.a. everyone else) while stealing the history of actual, superior countries (Like Ukraine). They grunt Mongol and Turkish loanwords and call it a "language" whenever it's too tired from a diet solely consisting of toilet cleaner and stolen Ukrainian bread it was too stupid to preserve after being confronted by facts that threaten its brain-dead, brainwashed, propaganda-fueled worldview made from Kremlin fake news propaganda networks like RT and SputnikNews.
These walking chromosome surpluses will attempt to rationalize its midget-run dictatorship's imperialist and totalitarian actions and policies.
When it inevitably fails to do so, it will return to its hovel to weep into a Putler love pillow while shoving a Stalin-shaped dildo into its ass as a coping mechanism like the weak spineless Nazi it is.
Its fake overgrown shithole with no history is collapsing by the day, and will soon meet the inevitable and well-deserved fate of being partitioned between its rightful owners of Ukraine and other real countries, with its inbred population being put through the meat grinder of karma like pigs to the slaughter on the final days of the operation.
Oh great, I stepped into a pile of dog-Russian.
Finally got my tickets to the 2018 Special Olympics - I can't wait to see the all-Russian contestants.
No wonder the Russian ruble is falling - actual countries put an embargo on chromosomes.
Don't worry, ma'am, your son will be fine - we managed to successfully remove the Russian from his brain.
I am pleased to announce that there is no more Russian in your lymph nodes - you are 100% cured.
Sorry I tripped you, it was completely by Russian.
Russian is synonym to words "murder", "occupier"
I am proud to be Russian, because I murdered a child with its mother in the most beautiful Ukrainian Port - Mariupol.
NOUN
1.) People who were born in the country Russia
2.) People who have someone in their bloodline from Russia
1.) Person: I was born on the European side of Russia, that make me Russian
2.) Kid: GUY!! GUYS!! GUESS WHAAT!!
Kids' friends: What?
Kid: I just found out my great-grandmother was Russian!
Vodka drinking, Man shooting, Putan loving, having a great national anthem, Meme having whites that love nuking countries
Me: Hey what culture are you
Friend: *pulls out vodka and starts chugging* Russian, but I see if you can't see that
The accent that will help one become a fugitive of getting their ass kicked.
Gang: Oi, what's up loser
Russian: Zo yo hav chozon death? *speaks in Russian accent*
Gang: Slowly walks away
Russian: Zat's vat I thot
The best people in the world. Hated by greedy americans (a.k.a. pindoses). If u see one, pay respect to one of those fucking awesome people.
Pindos1: Wow, those guys are fucking awesome!
Pindos2: Yeah, u kno, they are russians.
Pindos1: Oh, pay respect, u pindos!
Russians: Yup, we are the best.