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Simulatiously texting a large number of women to whittle down the responses with the end goal of having selfish one-sided sex with a responder.
I was funnel texting last night....got 5 responders and ended up shagging Jessie again.
"text rejected"
When you send an extremley serious or meaningfull. text/sext and the person you're texting hasnt responded for over 10 minutes.
usually followed by re-texting the person you sent the text to and saying "yeah, my phone is dying anyways. gtg."
and acting like they were just about to text you back.
guy1: oh FUCK! Big bertha just sent me a sext!
guy2: big bertha? oh shit, what are you gonna do?
guy1: im gonna text-ject her... wait shes texting me again..oh apparently her phone is dying anway.
*****
big bertha: damn, i totally got text-jected!
When You ArE MoCKIng somEonE oR soMEThiNg And a FoRM of PrEssiNG SHifT A lot Of TIMEs
"i DON'T DRInk or eat ANYTHIng"
No I don't and 'nice using SARcAsTIC tExT'
Flirtatious or seductive phone texting or email to a person other than one's significant other.
Dude, my baby's lost interest in me. She's on that phone all the time. I think she's having extramarital text.
Yeah, Bro, I just got a booty text from her!
Texting a member of the opposite sex, who is not one's spouse or partner, for the primary purpose of flirting.
Sue: That guy I bumped into at the bar just texted me three times to meet for a drink later. Bob keeps grabbing my phone to see who it is.
Mary: Well, you're hot, Girl! That won't be the first time you got caught having extramarital text.
The gradual "tapering" off a relationship by waiting short to extended periods of time before answering texts.
Remember that chick I was seeing for a few months?
She started getting all psycho, so I had to end it by taper-texting her.
Someone who mainly curses like a sailor in text messages but, reframes from cussing up a storm in person
In person: “This is such a marvelous party”
In Text Msg: “Awwwwww shit this fucking part is fucking off the fucking shit ball”
Dude, Maddie never cusses in person she is a texting sailor, though I would of never thought she kissed her mother with that mouth!