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Approximately the distance an arc of urine would make if it were coming from an erect penis.
He stumbled out of the bar and managed to make it about a hard on piss distance before falling flat onto his face.
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phrase. Ice hockey term for a fast rising slap-shot. Also a sexual euphemism.
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Hey Michelle! Here comes a high hard one. Get your trapper ready and keep your five-hole closed.
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Hard R is not "nigga" like many people think it is. The hard r is called the hard r because there is a hard r in "nigger" not "nigga".
Tylerone: White ass saltine crackers be dropping hard r's everywhere...
Some random mumble rapper: Nigger trigger seen that bigger nigger tits fucker.
Me: Watch the hard r nigger...
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a kid on a sports team who gets a boner in the shower, usually asian and crazy, from then on is reffered to as a captain of the team
Yo captain hard cock pass the soap, and dont point that thing in my direction
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Any living space with a hard roof, as opposed to a tent.
Even though I usually staid in a tent at the fair, I went out looking for a hard house once I heard about the rain.
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Learning a lesson the hardway.
IE: you get your girlfriend pregnant and you did not use protection.
School of hard knocks says: Use protection because now you have another mouth to feed.
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