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Taking a shit while jerking off.
"Sometimes when I'm in a hurry at work, I go for a quick ice cream dispenser."
two pieces of bread with a meaty flavoured scoop of ice cream between. can include tomatoes and salad. sauses are recomended.
You: boy I wish there were a food that contains a cold substance that tastes like ham and two pieces of bread
your cool friend( me): there are, their called the ice-cream sandwiches!
you: yummy
Delicious treat made of ice cream put in between wafers and thrown at a random person
Me: throws ice cream sandwich at Uber driver
Uber driver: ah fuck I can’t believe you done this
An internet challenge where people take the lids off of ice cream cartons, lick the top, and put the lid back on.
Alex: Dude, did you hear about the ice cream challenge?
PJ: It's really gross and probably illegal. You lick it, you buy it.
The only good thing coming out of Sandusky Ohio. The best ice cream you will ever eat. Pretty sure Zeus fucked something to get ice cream this good.
"Hey im tired of Cedar Point I wanna go do something else"
"Why don't we go get some Toft's Ice Cream"
Muffin cream pie-When a woman calls her vagina a muffin and it has been filled with a nice healthy dose of semin that is noticeable from across the room.
Muffin cream pie is the best
pie ever
Muffin cream pie took first place at the State fair this year
Her mouth was overflowing with cream of dick'n soup.